surely no one can top donald trump when it comes to the number of outrageous and outrightly false claims that have been made so far in this campaign, but when it comes to his gang of surrogates katrina pierson has been the one most noted for making stupid statements, usually in defense of things her boss has said. last week she claimed in an interview on cnn that we didn't have a problem in afghanistan until obama 'went in...creating this problem'. unfortunately she once again totally ignores history since the u.s. went in under george w. while obama was still a senator for illinois....almost a full 8 years before he ran for president.
but now, kiddies, we have a new frontrunner and this one has taken the lead by a mile, rudy giuliani. during a stop in ohio, stumping for his beloved candidate, he made not one but two doozies in one speech. coming in second place was the one in which he told the crowd, while praising mark pence, trump's running mate, that "you should know better than i do what a great governor he is of your state". now unlike katerina this doesn't rewrite history it redraws the map of america since pence is (or was) governor of indiana, unless of course our country is just one big jigsaw puzzle that can be rearranged at will.
however, this can possibly be dismissed as a minor gaff. i mean how many times have rock stars shouted out the wrong name of a city when pandering to a cheering arena. we can always dismiss these little slips on the drugs, too much pre-concert jack or their hectic schedule. but, as much as the trump campaign would like to consider rudy one of their 'rock stars', and the excuse of drug usage probably can't be ruled out entirely, his other claim puts katrina's attempts to rewrite history solidly in second place....for now. seemingly forgetting he was the mayor of new york at the time, he told the crowd, apparently referring to the bush 2 tenure, "under those eight years, before obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical islamic attack in the u.s. they all started when clinton and obama came into office."
yes, you read that correctly. according to rudy, 9/11 apparently never happened or should, at least, not even be considered a 'radical islamic terrorist attack', let alone a successful one. that would surely explain why we can say donald never saw the video of 'thousands' cheering in new jersey: the whole thing never occurred and the twin towers just simply disappeared, along with the 3000-some people who were not killed but maybe raptured? or, just possibly, it's all a part of a gigantic false flag operation and all those grieving family members are just actors hired by the government to play their parts. hey, alex! never thought of that one, didja!! yo, breitbart! miss something?
i can only ask, if after all the stupid things his surrogates have said (and these are just the tip of the iceberg that may help cause the sinking of trump's personal titanic) doesn't this prove that they should be pulled in for reprogramming like the faulty androids in 'west world'? oh, i'm sure we can expect the usual shouts of 'that's not what i said' or 'that was taken out of context' but with the plethora of videos out there denials and accusations of 'media bias' just won't cut it anymore. after all the stupid things they have a tendency to say one must think that they're not even capable of putting up a semi-decent showing on 'are you smarter than a fifth grader?'
those kids would hand them their collective asses.
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