🎶Don't blame me🎶
while he was away, speaking to 100,000 citizens of the indian state of gujarat in the city of ahmedabad, one of the several indian words he proceeded to butcher, the new york stock exchange decided to topple over 1,100 points over continuing fears of how the coronavirus, or covid19, is affecting the global economy, from chinese factories that produce many products sold in the united state being shuttered to fashions being shown on a runway in milan to a roomful of empty chairs.
now knowing how he's one who is so fond of shifting blame for just about anything in order take the focus off himself, i'm going to venture out on a limb and say i'm expecting tweets along one of a couple lines here:
1) he's going to claim the market's downturn is due to the simple fact that he was out of the country. 'see, i just can't go anywhere without the country falling apart. just one more reason i deserve 4 more years. did i say deserve? i mean must have in order to KEEP AMERICA GREAT!' or
2) he'll find a way to blame it on obama.
odds are it'll be one or the other. or maybe he'll get creative and come up with something unique and out of the box, like have kellyanne stand on the south lawn and scream 'FAKE NEWS!!' until she turns purple.
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